Sunday, January 14, 2007

Long Car Trips

So this is not an innovative or exciting new list. but it does highlight that making lists is fun. We went on a fabulous road trip recently to see the fabulous robbie williams (wheeee) and wrote this list on the way.

List of classic film lines:
What film do they belong to?

“Excuse me, I’d like to get by now.”
“I’ll be back.”
“It’s the fastest ship in the galaxy!”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
“Would you like me to seduce you?”
“Whatever”
“Are you talking to me?”
“Go ahead, make my day.”
“Elmo doesn’t think he’s on Sesame Street anymore.”
“And there goes a girl who I’m afraid will never become a nun.”
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
“I’ve got so many hickies people think I’m a leper.”
“Come on kids, let’s put on a show.”
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”
“That would be ….a….waste…of ….time (insert Red Hot Chilli Pepper hand gestures here)
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.”
“We are not worthy!!!!”
“You feeling lucky, punk?”
“It’s just a flesh wound!”
“I wasn’t picking it, I was scratching it.”
“Excuse me, was that the “LOSER” sneeze?”
“Missy’s the poo!”
“The first part’s shit. But the second part is really nifty”


But wait there's more...


Pop tarts that need their use-by dates checked:

Melissa Tkautz
Rhianna
Sugarbabes
Pussycat Dolls
Debbie Gibson
Sophie Monk
Dannii Minogue
Beyonce



And this might give away some of our musical tastes on the journey...


The Stupidest Song Lyric List

Most of “Ice Ice Baby”
“Right up where the stallion meets the sun” Could It Be Magic?
“We will never be uncovered again” Back For Good
“Hit Me, Baby, One More Time”
“I smell like I sound” Hungry Like the Wolf
“Don’t you want to dance up on me?” Slave 4 U
“I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly” Bootylicious
“I can see you’ve broken a feather” Chiquitita

and, yes, i did take the laptop on that trip!

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