Things that rhyme with boring

You know how at work, sometimes, you have to go to presentations and stuff.  Some of them sound interesting, but then it turns out they're not.  This list was written at one of those...

Things that rhyme with boring

• snoring
• ignoring
• (asleep on the) flooring
• 1900-TRAPDOOR-ing
• blah blah gabor-ing
• drawing
• through my brain a rat is gnawing
• it’s as fun as manuring
• the dentist may be more alluring
• from the edge clawing
• 2:30 appointment is reassuring (added at 2:10)
• enough guffawing!
• I wish beer was a-pouring
  

I went to the 2:30 appointment from here.   And, by the way, the 2:30 appointment was real.  Thank you to those who thought me clever enough to have made it up for the sake of leaving the meeting room!