Things to do on a Saturday afternoon

1. have a sleep
   
2. have another sleep
   
3. sleep a bit more
   

Okay, now here's the list of things to do, if you are not a man.

1. Go outside and play in the garden
   
2. Write yourself a dumb list on blogger
   
3. Roll around the floor laughing with your children
   
4. Mow the lawn
   
5. Make some toast
   
6. Have a beer
   
7. Write an email to your friend on the other side of the world
   
8. Download The Grates on itunes
   
9. Pretend you are James in the hockey skit
   

This may or may not be an actual reflection of my afternoon. The joys of sporting byes!